![]() Instead, I’m relegated to The Simulator, codenamed DEFCON. Look upon me, Western Culture, and tremble at the monster you created.īut alas, the chances of me getting into African politics are about as good as the African Union forming a cohesive government with enough cash to put together the resources I would need to turn the continent into a true world power. And hey, if you’re lucky, your missile shield will knock down the nukes headed toward western Africa, anyway. The trick is to protect Cairo and Kinshasa the rest of the continent, if you’re an aspiring madman at least, falls well into the “acceptable loss” category. I’ve run some numbers through The Simulator, and I’m pretty sure I’d be able to hold the world hostage with a few carefully-placed missile silos and a small navy’s worth materiel, brought to me from Russia, with love. For the sake of the free world, pray I’m never given control of a nuclear-capable Africa. ![]()
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